Wednesday, April 30, 2008

"How can I explain? Oh, it's so hard to get on" - Bob Dylan

The blindness of people is truly stupefying... Our partners in peace have been at it again...
As they used used to say in the Old Country, Ach Du Lieber Shrek.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

In The Holy Land

One of the proud members of our Organization recently returned from his first trip to the ParentLand. He had this to say:
On the first day, we were eating lunch in the Negev. Our guard (Orthodox, of couse) had just finished eating, and started to bensch. One of my non-religious teachers proceded to point out the oddity of seing someone wearing tzitzis and bensching with a giant gun on his lap.
She said "Isn't it weird?"
I responded "Not at all!"
Right On!!!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Britain: The New France

France has had a reputation for antisemitism, and that still stands, but in our humble opinion, the Brits get the prize for "AntiJew Bastards of the Week".

The British Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), requested from an Israeli ad agency to remove pictures of the Qumran Caves, on the grounds that they are trying to trick people "into thinking that Qumran Caves are located within the Green Line, while they are actually located in the Palestinian territories." The Israelis collapsed, as Allen Sherman put it, "just like a piece halvah", and removed the picture.

Moshe Feiglin, head of the Likud's Jewish Leadership faction, got it right:

"After all, everyone knows that the famous hidden 'Palestinian' scrolls were found in those caves. Not far away, in Masada, the heroic battle took place between the 'Palestinian' zealots and the Roman Legion. In addition, the Western Wall is of course nothing more than a remnant of the 'Palestinian' Holy Temple that was destroyed 2,000 years ago."

Oy vey...

Thursday, April 10, 2008

When you give a Terrorist fuel...

Two Jewish ole'im (immigrants) were murdered today at the Nachal Oz crossing into Philistia. The Nachal Oz crossing is used by Israel to give humanitarian aid and LOTS of fuel to the inhabitants of Gaza. How much sicker can it get, that they are launching mortars at the people who bring their people supplies?

Stand and Be Counted!