Friday, March 6, 2009

We need a Purim, and we are going to get it!

Money is being thrown at the Ancient Palestinian people, much of which will undoubtedly go towards murdering Jews. Ehud Olmert, of the hit Comedy Central TV show "The Olmert Report", also known as "The Israeli Government", thinks that to reach peace, we should divide Jerusalem again, because it worked out so well before 1967... Ahmedinajad, today's Haman, may soon have nuclear weapons. There has never been a more opportune for Purim.

On Purim we can say that "Blessed is Haman", and "Cursed is Mordechai". We realize that everything is in the hands of Jah, so we should stop worrying, have something to drink, and, if necessary, go and kill those who want to destroy us (just don't loot). May we remember on this Parshat Zachor to erase the name of Amalek, because only by remembering can we truly forget.

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